Funny Animal Coaster Set – Cozy Chaos Collection – 4-Piece Sublimated Coasters – Sarcastic Gift – Sassy Home Decor – Neoprene/Rubber Drink Coasters

You just got served. (Literally. These are coasters.)
And they’ve got zero filters and 100% feelings.

☕ Say hello to the Cozy Chaos Collection – a 4-piece coaster set made for the "leave me alone" crowd. These moody animals speak fluent sarcasm, drink caffeine like it’s a love language, and don’t do small talk.

Any curse words? Totally customizable. Want them cleaned up? Just ask (use the note to seller box at the check out page or contact me)

💡 What You’re Getting:
• Set of 4 sublimated neoprene coasters
• Size: Approx. 4" x 4"
• Soft-touch fabric top
• Grippy natural rubber backing = no slipping, no sliding
• High-quality sublimation printing = no peeling, flaking, or fading
• Slight rubber scent may be noticeable at first
• Created and pressed in-house by a one-woman operation with a love for sass

🎨 How They're Made:
Each design starts in Procreate, gets polished in Canva, and is finalized in Photoshop. From there, it’s sublimation printed with a professional heat press for a smooth, vibrant, and long-lasting finish.

🚛 Processing & Shipping Time:
• Ships in 2–3 business days
• Processing depends on current stock and order volume
• Ships USPS Ground (delivery dates are estimated) Flat rate order shipping $4
• STORE WIDE DISCOUNT: Orders of 2 or more PHYSICAL products get 25% off automatically (per listing)
• Sales are final. However, if there are any issues all you have to do is send me a message.
• Made by one woman with a heat press and a sense of humor. Thanks for your patience 💁♀️

✨ Note:
This set includes branding from both of my creative businesses:
Self Care with Samantha + Samantha’s 716 Creations

🛍️ Perfect For:
• Sarcastic gift-giving
• Caffeine queens and quiet types
• People who don't do mornings
• Turning your coffee table into a mood board
• Housewarming gifts that bring personality (and profanity, if you want)