Funny Cow Coaster Set – Holy Cow, Calm Down Collection – 4-Piece Sublimated Coasters – Sassy Farmhouse Humor – Neoprene Coasters – Country Girl Gift

You just got served. (Literally. These are coasters.)

And they’ve got bulls, shade, and zero chill.

🐄 Say hello to the Holy Cow, Calm Down Collection – a 4-piece set of moody moo-mamas ready to bring farmhouse sass to your table. Whether it’s ruined days, dry milk, or straight-up attitude, these cows are done being cute and quiet.

Any curse words? Totally customizable. Want them cleaned up? Just ask.

💡 What You’re Getting:
Set of 4 sublimated neoprene coasters
Size: Approx. 4" x 4"
Soft-touch fabric top
Grippy natural rubber backing = no slipping, no sliding
High-quality sublimation printing = no peeling, flaking, or fading
Slight rubber scent may be noticeable at first
Created and pressed in-house by a one-woman operation with a love for sass

🎨 How They're Made:
Each design starts in Procreate, gets polished in Canva, and is finalized in Photoshop. From there, it’s sublimation printed with a professional heat press for a smooth, vibrant, and long-lasting finish.

🚛 Processing Time:
• Ships in 2–3 business days
• Processing depends on current stock and order volume
• Made by one woman with a heat press, a black cat’s spirit, and a coffee cauldron ☕

✨ Note:
This set includes branding from both of my creative businesses:
Self Care with Samantha + Samantha’s 716 Creations

🛍️ Perfect For:
• Sassy farmhouse lovers
• Cow collectors with an edge
• Barn-themed decor with bite
• Country girl gifts
• Anyone who's got farm charm but don’t test them