You just got served. (Literally. These are coasters.)
Not all pumpkins are made for pie. Some are here to rant, spiral, and sip through the stress.
Introducing the Pumpkin Patch Problems Collection — 4 chaotic little gourds navigating fall vibes, breakdowns, and beverage priorities. From cozy flannel panic to caffeine-fueled denial, this coaster set delivers relatable humor for every seasonally overwhelmed soul.
Curse words? You bet. But if you'd like a PG version, just leave a note!
💡 What You’re Getting:
Set of 4 sublimated neoprene coasters
Size: Approx. 4" x 4"
Soft-touch fabric top
Grippy natural rubber backing = no slipping, no sliding
High-quality sublimation printing = no peeling, flaking, or fading
Slight rubber scent may be noticeable at first
Created and pressed in-house by a one-woman operation with a love for sass
🎨 How They're Made:
Each design starts in Procreate, gets polished in Canva, and is finalized in Photoshop. From there, it’s sublimation printed with a professional heat press for a smooth, vibrant, and long-lasting finish.
🚛 Processing Time:
• Ships in 2–3 business days
• Processing depends on current stock and order volume
• Made by one woman with a heat press, a black cat’s spirit, and a coffee cauldron ☕
✨ Note:
This set includes branding from both of my creative businesses:
Self Care with Samantha + Samantha’s 716 Creations
🛍️ Perfect For:
• Fall lovers with pumpkin spice panic
• Halloween humor collectors
• Sassy seasonal decor addicts
• Your pumpkin queen bestie who’s “balled out but cozy”
• Anyone who looks adorable while losing it (hi, it’s me)
